- EnsignBuckleyOverslept. Borock broke my alarm yesterday for waking him from being passed out in the hall. (Fun party last night!)9:25 AM Aug 18th from web
- EnsignBuckleyNo tater tots left for breakfast in the mess hall. Asking Chuck to fix my alarm clock.9:32 AM Aug 18th from web
- EnsignBuckleyBorock told me 'twit' is the name of one who writes or follows tweets. Hello to all my fellow twits!10:10 AM Aug 18th from txt
- CaptainSheppardHello? Is this thing on? Dang new technology!1:22 PM Aug 18th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardSo, my first officer is passed out onthe floor, my helmsman keeps grumbling about a lack of "tots" and now I have to keep ANOTHER log?2:32 PM Aug 18th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyChuck "fixed" my alarm to emit an ear-piercing shriek every 48 minutes between 2AM and 6AM. No seep. Easy to get tater tots at 6:30!6:23 AM Aug 19th from web
- CaptainSheppardBuckley's alarm severely interfered with my...interview of Yeoman Whatshername last night. Should probably punish someone for that.8:37 AM Aug 19th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardDecided against punishing Chuck for fear of a Briar Rabbit situation...too bad for Buckley, again1:35 PM Aug 19th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorockMy current visual ident for this text-based communication protocol is sorely lacking; My complexion is too dark, and no furry brow ridge.8:49 AM Aug 20th from TweetDeck
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CmdrBorock@CaptainSheppard I desire a more accurate image to represent me on this archaic but necessary means of information exchange.8:59 AM Aug 20th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard PLEASE PUNISH CHUCK! I didn't do it!11:41 AM Aug 20th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Wait... Why were you interviewing yeoperson Eva last night between 2-6AM? I thought Eva was put on day-shift last week?11:51 AM Aug 20th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley can't be helped Buck, Chuck's the only one who knows how to vent radiation into my quarters so looks like you get the fall.12:21 PM Aug 20th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
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CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley oh. Errrr...well since she's on day shift she could only meet at night...damned inconvenient12:24 PM Aug 20th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckleyTwo weeks latrine duty. Stupid Chuck. Bought new alarm clock today. It has snoopy sleeping on top of his dog house!4:27 PM Aug 20th from web
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CmdrBorockIn accordance with regulation #followfriday, please acquire the following contacts: @CaptainSheppard @EnsignBuckley Other crew forthcoming.6:03 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyChuck did it again! My new alarm clock's been in my possession since bought; How did he know I'd buy the snoopy alarm from the comissary?7:04 AM Aug 21st from web
- EnsignBuckley13 more days latrine duty. Sigh. Unplugged my snoopy alarm clock. Hope I wake up in time for tater tots tomorrow.8:50 PM Aug 21st from web
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CaptainSheppardBuckley keeps sighing every time he goes to the latrine. I wonder if I was too
hard on the boy...Nah, it's good for him, builds character11:02 PM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyCanned Waffles and Condensed SyruProduct Spray for Saturday's breakfast! Deck 3 latrines today :(7:08 AM Aug 22nd from web
- EnsignBuckley12 Days latrine duty. Still have to buy another alarm clock.9:26 PM Aug 22nd from web
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CaptainSheppardEither need to do something about Buckley's alarm or move his quarters...I think there's a storage room near the waste disposal dept...11:19 AM Aug 23rd from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard That wasn't my alarm clock last night! I left my new snoopy alarm unplugged! But I did hear that last night... What was it?11:58 AM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard I thnk it was coming from Anne's quarters. Maybe Chuck messed up her alarm, too. But her alarm sounded mostly like moaning?12:00 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley really you should own up to your own mistakes and not blame others . I'm disappointed in you.12:37 PM Aug 23rd from TweetDeck
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EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard :. ... Unplugged my snoopy alarm clock. Hope I wake up in time for tater tots tomorrow.8:50 PM Aug 21st from web3:03 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Chuck! You're ruining my life! Captain's thinking of moving me to the storage room by waste depot! Don't mess w/ my alarm!9:37 PM Aug 23rd from web
- CommanderChuckMLeak in the hyperdrive core. Venting coolant out into space. Again. Probably dangerous. Anyone seen my duct tape and Crewman Cipher?9:42 PM Aug 23rd from web
- EnsignBuckleyBad day. 11 days latrine duty left. Cap blaming me, considering moving my quarters to small storage unit next to waste depot. & RIP Cipher9:44 PM Aug 23rd from web
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley What? I didn't touch your alarm, Buck. It was probably Cosmo. BTW, what happened to Cipher?9:50 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Cipher was found next to the hyperdrive trying to fix it. You "fixed" my alarm Aug 18th. Bought new one and it shrieks, too10:09 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
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EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Also, Cosmo has never been mean to me.10:11 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Oh, yeah, I seem to remember tricking out an alarm clock to work unplugged. Made it louder, too. I was pretty drunk.10:39 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppardCame out of hyperspace in a "deserted" system. If it's so deserted what's with the replica old west town and ultra powerful defenses?!!2:34 PM Aug 24th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@CaptainSheppard I believe it is an attempt by certain humans to live a romanticized life of austerity - but yet have the biggest guns.2:40 PM Aug 24th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@CmdrBorock I was more commenting on the woeful lack of proper surveying done prior to the making of the current starcharts..smartass3:13 PM Aug 24th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- EnsignBuckleyHave jettisoned both "Chuck" tampered alarm clocks into space. Still not sure how I'll wake up in time.5:07 PM Aug 24th from web
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley great job, now the weird cowboy aliens are shooting at your alarm clocks, was really hoping we wouldn't get noticed >:\7:43 PM Aug 24th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard But if we go the opposite direction, we can use a diversion strategy like in that old VidscreenVision show, "Firefly!"7:51 PM Aug 24th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Hey, noticed your alarm clock was missing, and I had an old air horn lying around, so I rigged up something in the meantime.8:33 PM Aug 24th from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CommanderChuckMAaand now the hyperdrive is down. Life supprt iffy. The still is working just fine, though, so no need to panic.8:51 PM Aug 24th from web
- LtCmdrGraakI find the strange cowboy aliens to be enraging. I will endeavor to kill them before breakfast.9:08 PM Aug 24th from web
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM STAY OUT OF MY BUNK! Please?9:11 PM Aug 24th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM thanks for the swift update on life support, I'm sure I could've survived a few more hours without air...ass7:39 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@CaptainSheppard Hey, I said the still was operational! Besides, humans can go three weeks without air. 'S a fact.8:16 AM Aug 25th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CommanderChuckMHyperdrive back up. Good job Crewman Cipher. BTW, has anyone seen Crewman Cipher? Last I saw him he was in the Rad Chamber. Sans rad suit.8:20 AM Aug 25th from web
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM any news on WHY the hyperdrive failed this time? Squirrels get loose again?8:38 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley would you quit watching those ancient shows and fly the dang ship!8:44 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppardI think I found crewman Cipher. Deck 3 head, in the sink, bring a mop.8:46 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckM@CaptainSheppard Hell if I know what happened to it. I just work here.9:42 AM Aug 25th from mobile web
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Crewman Micheal is flying the ship. I'm on latrine duty for 10 more days.9:58 AM Aug 25th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Also the "cry baby" maneuver was recognized in the Academy manual as "dicey, but worthwhile if you've nothing else."10:00 AM Aug 25th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CommanderChuckMThinking of converting part of the hyperdrive into a rib smoker.10:23 AM Aug 25th from mobile web
- CmdrBorock@EnsignBuckley Technically, if you have nothing else, the concept of "worthwhile" loses importance. You either do it or I EaT yOuR LiVeR.12:06 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM how about converting part of the hyperdrive into a HYPERDRIVE!!!!!12:57 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@CaptainSheppard Jeez, who peed in your cornflakes this morning?3:41 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- LtCmdrGraakThere is an unidentified light blinking on my console. The manual does not help. I will slay this light with the fury of my ancestors.3:57 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM a quick genetic scan will determine that...Buckley, you're tasting all my food from now on8:13 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley9 days latrine duty left.*Sigh*. I think Captain Sheppard feels bad for me, 'cause he offered me a few bites of his dinner! :)10:42 PM Aug 25th from web
- CaptainSheppardWell @EnsignBuckley seems to have survived dinner and breakfast, never seen someone so happy about tater tots.8:49 AM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMThe hyperdrive is making a weird clanking noise. Could be serious. Someone should probably check it out.12:38 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM and while you're at itcheck out the inertial dampners on deck 15. We've got some liquified crewmembers down there.1:14 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@CaptainSheppard We have a deck 15?4:14 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM well we did earlier, not so sure now4:37 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckMDetermined source of clanking. Someone clogged the hyperdrive intake with what I estimate is about $240 worth of pudding.6:19 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMNew batch of hyperdrive beer done. Notes of cherry and chocolate, with a nice nutty finish and just a hint of engine coolant.9:24 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardDuties done for the day. Y'know I think that new Yeoman in follicle engineering was making eyes at me. It's good to be the captain...9:46 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Hey Chuck; can you brew some root beer with a twinge of licorice flavor? You drank my last Virgil's Root Beer.10:25 PM Aug 26th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley8 days Latrine duty left. *SIGH!* Possibly extra tater tots for breakfast tomorrow; I knew Captain Sheppard likes me!10:27 PM Aug 26th from web
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley No. Besides, I don't drink root beer. It was probably Anne.10:51 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Also, I don't think Captain Jackass likes anybody. Except Jack Daniel, Jim Beam, and Zort Galfyx.10:53 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CommanderChuckMWell, that should hold the hyperdrive together long enough for me to get a good 10 hours of sleep. As long as we don't make sudden turns...10:57 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM It was you, but I use "drank" lightly: You were drunk and looking for more beer, you spewed my root beer out. On my face.11:02 PM Aug 26th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM I don't know Jack Daniel, Jim Beam, or Zort Galfyx. Were they friends from Cap's days at the Academy?11:03 PM Aug 26th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorock@CommanderChuckM Zort Galfyx! If there was ever a name that meant quality liquor, it's his (or hers, depending on where Zort's cycle peaks).11:08 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorockWhile I am more of a quiet social drinker, the little brain is regrettabl-I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE FUN, YOU PUSSWA- a bit more belligerent.11:14 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyI sometimes have a hard time telling if Borock's Big Brain or Little Brain is in control if he's not gnawing on me.11:34 PM Aug 26th from web
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Well, then technically I didn't drink it, now, did I? You could have had the rest. Denebian flu isn't that contagious.8:54 AM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Well, I could have finished the root beer, but after you spewed the swig, you threw the bottle. At my head.9:07 AM Aug 27th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorock@CommanderChuckM Commander, contagion, like pregnancy, is a binary state. Ensign, you may want to DIE DIE DIE check with Doctor Crawford.10:19 AM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Dr Crawford says I've a contagious variant of Denebian Flu, recommends stay in my bunk. Can I be excused of latrine duty?10:50 AM Aug 27th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley you're still doing that?Sure whatever. First have half this sandwich, the cook's been giving me funny looks lately.12:53 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Gee, thanks Captain!1:00 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckleyI'm puking my guts out with the Denebian Flu; I hope I didn't get the Captain sick with all the food he's shared with me.4:26 PM Aug 27th from web
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Hey, Buck, can you find me a Canuder valve? The one installed now looks like it may need replacing soon.4:38 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Sorry, Dr.Crawford has me quarantined in my quarters. I'll txt Cipher, see if he can. You didn't kill him yet today, right?4:50 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Why would I kill Cipher?9:03 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CmdrBorock@EnsignBuckley Yes, I find your ease of discussing Crewman Cipher's death a bit disconcerting. What do you mean, "yet"?10:21 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Well, I didn't say "murder." It's just seems that Cipher dies four times as much when you are involved.10:53 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley@CmdrBorock Well, I'd believe your disconcertion if you ever showed up to even one of the funerals I've held for Cipher's deaths this week.10:56 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CmdrBorock
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Also, if I'm going to be quarantined in my quarters, can I finally get my Stargate: SG1 holo-vidiscs back?11:13 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorock@EnsignBuckley Funerals? From my Cephorian perspective, funerals are more for the living than the dead. And Cipher's alive...last I checked.11:21 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CmdrBorock Just because Doc will later re-combinate Cipher doesn't mean we shouldn't mourn his momentary loss and each unique death.11:25 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CmdrBorock
- CmdrBorock@EnsignBuckley Have you ever considered the mnemogenetic consequences if Cipher were to walk in on his own funeral?11:30 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CmdrBorock That's why I only have mementos, but no open casket wake, & why I schedule them before doc gets around to re-combinating Cipher11:36 PM Aug 27th from web
- CaptainSheppardTracked down the only person who has access to the Denbian flu virus. Crewman Spongeface protested his innocence, but I knew better.8:10 AM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyStuck in quarantine, killing time browsing the panversal omninet, watching ancient VidscreenVision shows on Hulu 12.0.9:23 AM Aug 28th from web
- CmdrBorockInteresting: Humans design the most robust trans-light communication protocol in the galaxy; they still can't ever agree on what to call it.9:28 AM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyI question the historical accuracy of "Firefly," but I do love a frontier story! :)10:20 AM Aug 28th from web
- EnsignBuckleyPlaying an ancient computer game, "Oregon Trail XVIII: Revenge of the Bears," on the panversal omninet. I died in game :(12:03 PM Aug 28th from web
- EnsignBuckleyOk, I think the game designers "jumped the shark/nuked the fridge/punched the watcher" with "Oregon Trail XIX: Revenge of the squirrels."12:43 PM Aug 28th from web
- CaptainSheppardGave Spongeface the rest of Buckleys latrine punishment. Figure I owe the kid one.2:16 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMAh, space pot stickers. Nothin' beats that. Except maybe space burritos. Space burritos rule.7:52 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@CommanderChuckM WHAT ABOUT A SPACE BURRITO WITH POTSTICKER FILLING?7:55 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckleyCook was out of Chiken noodle soup. Pigeon Ramen Soup for dinner. :-\ 7:59 PM Aug 28th from web
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley where'd we get a pigeon?9:01 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard I don't really want to know. <: Pabout 23 hours ago from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckleySATURDAY MORNING CARTOOOOOOONS! :Dabout 12 hours ago from web
- CommanderChuckMWhere's that smoke coming from?about 7 hours ago from web
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM isn't that a question I should be asking you?7:03 PM Aug 29th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckleyI'm tired of being cooped in in my Quarters :(11:12 AM Aug 30th from web
- EnsignBuckleyI'm going to ask Dr. Crawford today how long I have to be in quarantine.1:07 PM Aug 31st from web
- EnsignBuckleyDoc said I never had the Denbian flu, he gave me a pill to induce vomiting, so he could get rid of me. Poor Crewman Spongeface (Dirk).2:36 PM Aug 31st from web
- CaptainSheppardCosmo's looking different today. Was his head always so flappy?3:56 PM Aug 31st from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@CaptainSheppard Not sure. Commander Montgomery tends to forget Cosmo is his responsibility FLAPPY HEAD FLAPPY HEAD FLAPPY HEAD FLAPPY HEAD12:56 AM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@CmdrBorock I think we all tend to forget about Cosmo until he appears, ninja-like, next to our chairs. Creepy.8:47 AM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- EnsignBuckleyTater tots and bacon for breakfast and back at the Helm today! Yay! :D9:46 AM Sep 1st from web
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley I wish you'd quit naming the crewmen, Buckley, you're just going to get heartbroken when they die horribly.9:47 AM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard I'm not naming them, sir. Dirk Morgan is the real name of Crewman Spongeface. I just learn the names of the crew.9:55 AM Sep 1st from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Incidentally, why do you only know my and Crewman Ciphers names? I take it as a compliment, don't get me wrong.9:56 AM Sep 1st from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley Buckley, you're an officer so of course I know your name. Cipher...well you write a name a couple hundred times on reports...10:41 AM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley I like spongeface better, it's more desciptive.2:28 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CmdrBorockAh! It appears I have finally acquired an ID for this communications device. YOU *WOULD* PICK MY BAD SIDE, YOU INCOMPETENT ASSHAT.3:29 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@ you have a good side? Yeesh, I've never seen it.4:17 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- CmdrBorock@ As First Officer, it is my proud duty to handle 99.9% of the ships petty problems and trifles, so you don't have to.4:26 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CmdrBorockTherefore, any residual instability expressed by my little brain is just a release valve for the frantic scurrying about that you never see.4:27 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@ oh, so that's your job? Just curious when you're going to start doing it? Seems like I have to deal with most of the crews crap!4:48 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- CmdrBorock@ I can only ask your patience and continued trust that I will CONTINUE TO PUT FOOT TO ASS FOR MY CAPTAIN AND MY SHIP4:56 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckleyI don't like all the screaming between Cap and Borock I'm hearing at the helm. I think I want to be in quarantine again.5:05 PM Sep 1st from web
- CommanderChuckMSPACE STRIPPERS!10:17 PM Sep 1st from web
- EnsignBuckley@ ARE SPACE STRIPPERS PIRATES WHO STEAL PARTS OFF OF SHIPS EVEN IF MANNED AND IN TRANSIT?!11:27 PM Sep 1st from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@ how long has it been since you've had shore leave if that's the first thing that you think of when "Space Strippers" is said8:33 AM Sep 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@ Actual shore leave, not just planetside on a mission, marooned on planet, or left behind? I think it's been about 6 years.10:08 AM Sep 2nd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppardI've decided for the good of the ship and the crew that we need a three day bender on the nearest resort planet/station10:21 AM Sep 2nd from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@ What's a bender? Is it fun? DOES IT HURT?10:23 AM Sep 2nd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@ only If you're doing it right12:07 PM Sep 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@ Chuck! It's not funny to re-label the charts in the map_database! Captain Sheppard is yelling at me for being off-course :(8:42 AM Sep 3rd from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
 EnsignBuckleyWe ended up so off course we are in a strange place called DragonCon11:27 AM Sep 4th from txt - EnsignBuckleyMore strange life forms here than I've ever seen before12:12 AM Sep 4th from txt
- EnsignBuckleyThey like my favorite holovid show, FIREFLY!1:24 PM Sep 4th from txt
- EnsignBuckleySeen Jane from FIREFLY. I want a hat like Jane's!1:57 PM Sep 4th from txt
 CaptainSheppardShuttles dropping me off a 0-Dark-Thirty tomorrow for another recruitment drive. I thought we could clone crewmen by now4:17 PM Sep 4th from TweetDeck- EnsignBuckleyWondered around DRAGON CON. Got lost on the dread Esca Lators of Hy-att.4:24 PM Sep 4thfrom txt
- EnsignBuckleyThen got lost in the Xi-Bit Hall of Hy-Att. Round and round looking for contact4:33 PM Sep 4th from txt
- EnsignBuckleyFound contact's residence. Not there. SIGH4:39 PM Sep 4th from txt
- EnsignBuckleyTold contact not at residence on Aretiztz Alley of Xi-Bit Hall.4:43 PM Sep 4th from txt
- EnsignBuckleyTold to look for contact at Xi-Bit Hall of Mar-ee-ott.4:57 PM Sep 4th from txt
- EnsignBuckley3 circuts around. Can't find Dar-Khorz Komkz booth.5:06 PM Sep 4th from txt
- EnsignBuckleyFinally found contact. Will have to stay on Dragon Con till Monday.5:36 PM Sep 4th from txt
 CommanderChuckMWhere the hell is everybody? Looks like I'll have to drink this space hooch all by myself...9:19 PM Sep 4th from TweetDeck  CmdrBorockApparently there is someone working at a Star Command recruitment office that looks a lot like me. Rest assured, we are nothing alike.2:23 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck - CmdrBorockHowever, that does not mean I wish to dissuade potential recruits from doing their part and joining our peacekeeping mission. DO IT, PANSIES2:31 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorockMeanwhile, been amusing myself tracking the stellar flare patterns of Deneb. In terms of size, DENEB MAKES SOL ITS BITCH.2:34 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorockI guess it is a cautious relief that my cerebrum parvum voluntarily chooses to speak in all capitals. NO WORRIES, NOW GET ME A BEER, SLAVE.2:37 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardRecruitment begun, only a few are willing to sign up for suicide missions. What's with the youth of today?8:13 AM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardRecruitment picked up for several hours. Trying to remember names at least until they sign on.3:08 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMThis shore leave is odd. Lots of half nekkid girls, most of dubious legal age. Also, what the fuck is a Klingon?4:12 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@ Judging from your scans, they are vaguely Alticaron-esque, but for some reason I don't *fear* them nearly as much.4:14 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley@ Cap! Did you know that they have Pizza that doesn't come in a can here?!!! :D4:16 PM Sep 5th from web
- CaptainSheppardHere's one accompanied by a young lady...inquired if she needed "rescuing" ;)5:01 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardNot sure how many of these new recruits will pass the Commonwealth's "don't ask; don't tell" policy on their nerd lifestyle12:32 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyCaptain, am I a nerd?12:48 PM Sep 6th from web
- CmdrBorock@ NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD!!!!! *catches breath* I'm sorry, did life support cut out? I feel dizzy.12:56 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppard@ it would be against regulation 41726.5 to answer that question.1:03 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppardFinished with recruitment for another day and...say, I wonder if that gal is interested in a career in Star Command ;)8:41 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMI have no recollection of how a green skinned space babe wearing nothing but a plaid microskirt ended up in my bunk. Awesome!9:39 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardLast day of recruitment...I wonder where that green skinned babe wound up last night? No matter, Andromedan twins FTW!9:43 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMOh,
she's not actually green all over. It's just makeup. You, uh... You
probably don't need to know how I know that. Also, she's human.9:47 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@ Cap! Hashbrowns are even better than tater tots!10:13 AM Sep 7th from txt
- CmdrBorock@ Not that I do not trust your judgement Commander, but Doc Crawford's running low on Xenofloxacin (broad-spec antibiotic)...10:33 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorock@ ..since he had to treat an aggressive infection in my left arm so I would suggest you START PRAYIN, BOY!10:34 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@ good to hear Buck. Don't wet yourself you don't have a spare uniform.10:46 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CommanderChuckMHey,
found her even hotter friend in the bathroom. And, um... She's not
breathing. OKSHORELEAVEISOVERGOTTAGETBACKTOTHESHIPNOWBYE11:27 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@ I don't want to leave, Chuck! I feel at home here!11:23 AM Sep 7th from txt
- EnsignBuckley@ and the food is soooo good!11:28 AM Sep 7th from txt
- CaptainSheppard@ Buckley you're getting your insubordinate ass on that shuttle, really what the hell's wrong with you?11:29 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppard@ don't worry just remember the Star Command "dead hooker" drill11:33 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@ Planetside hotels don't have airlocks, captain!11:36 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@ NOOOOOOO! You CAAAAAAN'T!11:38 AM Sep 7th from txt
- CmdrBorock@ DEAD HOOKERS! DEAD HOOKERS! *shudders* Should I "heat up the bus", Captain?11:38 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@ dangit! That's why I stick to shore leaves on space stations.11:39 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@ yeah let's get ready to beat a hasty retreat11:39 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- CaptainSheppard@ let go of that post! Don't make me stun you!11:40 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckleySUGAAAAAAAAAR!11:41 AM Sep 7th from txt
- CaptainSheppard@ I swear I will fry you! I am NOT going back to the joint!11:43 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CommanderChuckMAh, judging by those sirens, I think they found her. BUCKLEY, IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP I'M BURNING YOUR CAPTAIN OMNIVERSE COMICS!11:51 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@ JUST LEAVE ME BEHIND-- wait-- MY COMICS?! I COMING!12:00 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CaptainSheppardToo late! Space cops!12:03 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@ think we might have to leave Buck behind, a stint in space jail builds character.12:07 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckleyOk, but don't let Chuck burn my comics!12:12 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CmdrBorock@ Perhaps, it will definitely build up resilience in his rectal cavity. No, that's the big brain talking. I'm being realistic12:16 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@ I'll try my best!...those things are valuable, right?12:19 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckleyThere are not-very-nice Police men detaining me.12:25 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CommanderChuckMOH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US! BUCKLEY MOVE YOUR ASS!12:27 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyRnng f0r my LIF E12:30 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CaptainSheppardWhat's with the shooting?!...wait did they used to be crewmen on the Lee?12:31 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMWait a second.. I have a maser! Chew blazing electric death, coppers! BUCKLEY! RUN LIKE HELL!12:32 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@ why are you returning fire?! Jesus civilians are dropping like flies!12:33 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckMS'okay, I have it set on stun!12:34 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMUm, wait... Red is stun, right? Right? Aw, fuck... RUN FASTER!12:34 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyTgowing stiks @ amgry police12:36 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CaptainSheppard@ forget the damn sticks! Run you bastard!12:38 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckleyHELP MEEEEEEE12:40 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CmdrBorock@ God only helps those who help themselves, so says your culture, Ensign. TOO BAD I'M AN ATHEIST.12:41 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppardWell we lost Buck...couldn't be helped...yeah I'm gonna keep running12:41 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMYeah, poor Buck, his valiant sacrifice will be forever -- THEY'RE SHOOTING AGAIN, KEEP RUNNING12:42 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@ Quick question: am hiding in landing gear-- will I survive take-off?12:43 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CaptainSheppard@ good job Buckley! Yeah hiding in the landing gear should work out fine...I think...12:47 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckleyOk!12:53 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CommanderChuckM@ Wait, don't we need him to fly the shuttle?12:54 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@ I can wing it. How hard cam it be...I mean Buckley does it.12:56 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorock@ Youre qualified to pilot a shuttle, Cmdr. THOSE MEAT STICKS YOU CALL ARMS ARE GOOD FOR MORE THAN KNOCKING YOUR DICK AROUND.12:57 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppardOk shuttles are harder to fly than they look.12:59 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckM@ Captain, I think we should get Buckley in here. We probably don't need to fly through another building...1:02 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@ nah, I'm getting the hang of it...ooh, sorry lady!1:03 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@ Don't apologize to her, apologize to her orphaned children!1:04 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@ it's very bumpy down here!1:09 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CaptainSheppard@ don't worry kids daddy'll remarry soon and you'll have a prettier mommy!1:11 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@ quit whining! Just be glad you are not dead and/or violated.1:13 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@ Cap, will vomit all over the landing gear affect docking procedure?1:23 PM Sep 7th from txt
- CaptainSheppard@ don't think so, but just let me say...eew1:25 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppardWell we're back on the ship and will soon be out of 's jurisdiction! See you all next time!1:29 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMWell, that was fun. Let's not let Buckley out unsupervised any more.1:32 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMI never thought I'd say it, but it's good to be back on the Lee. Suck it, cops!1:47 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorockI have already assigned Crewman Munroe...that is, Crewman Slackjaw to
custodial duty on the shuttle. Ensign, secure a clean uniform, please.1:52 PM Sep 7th from web
- EnsignBuckley@ I DON'T NEED DETOX! I JUST NEED MORE SUGAR! SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!8:21 AM Sep 8th from web
- CommanderChuckMWarning lights flashing, hyperdrive overheating, ion couplers depolarizing... I'd have been better off staying with the dead girl!12:09 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@ I know what the Captain would say...it's a good thing we have a qualified starship engineer on board.12:17 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckleyDoc has me in locked up to detox sugar. Just... just need -- complex carbohydrates! Please, someone sneak me some tater tots! Need a fix!about 1 hour ago from web
 LtCmdrGraakI am quite tired of Buckley's raving. I will be committing ritual suicide at the earliest opportunity.1:41 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck - CmdrBorock@ IF IT COMES DOWN TO IT, I'LL DO US BOTH, COMPADRE.1:54 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
- CaptainSheppard@ forget that other stuff, the cable's out in my quarters. If I don't get my skinemax tonight there'll be hell to pay2:13 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@ would somebody either feed the boy or knock him out? Sounds like there's a crazed ape in there!2:19 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckleyJust the left over syrup from the canned waffles in syrup! ANYTHING! SUGARY!4:04 PM Sep 8th from web
- CmdrBorock@ I am fascinated by your specific interest in 20th century softcore pornographic films. Perhaps a sense of nostalgia?3:16 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CmdrBorockIt makes me wonder if 20th century humans were aroused by such items as Japanese wood carvings or Greek urns. WAY TO SUCK THE FUN OUT OF IT.3:21 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck
- LtCmdrGraakSo, apparently, having a lesson plan that asks kids what they want to be when they grow up is illegal. Or, that's what complete tards think8:05 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@ If you don't mind me asking, Lieutenant Commander, exactly what classes are you teaching?9:47 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
- CommanderChuckM@ What the hell are you talking about? Isn't it time you commit ritual suicide or something?11:09 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to LtCmdrGraak
- CmdrBorock@ It would be a much more preferable than him slaying schoolchildren with the fury of his ancestors. YOU KILLJOY.11:18 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- LtCmdrGraakApparently, someone hijacked my com feed last night. I vow swift revenge. And cake. I vow to have cake.about 7:52 AM Sep 9th from web
- LtCmdrGraak@ Slaying schoochildren is not a preferred hobby of Alticarons. They present little challenge.7:53 AM Sep 9th from web in reply to CmdrBorock
- EnsignBuckleyjust a packet of ketchup? PLEASE!!!9:38 AM Sep 10th from web
- CommanderChuckMFound can of Hyperdrive Energy Drink. Gave it to @ and sent him to the bridge. Should be fun!10:17 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CmdrBorock@ So I am to assume you checked @ to ensure his detoxification was complete? OH PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T!10:28 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@ Detoxi-what now?10:34 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- CaptainSheppardCan someone tell me why @ is clinging to the bridge cieling claiming to be the Lord of the Anthrosapiens?10:49 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckM@ LOL11:03 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CmdrBorock@ That reminds me - what is your species' obsession with wise men? Or is it just ignorance of your own etymologies?11:06 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckleyI have DOMINATE all GIVE ME SUGAR in tribute to YOUR ANTHROSAPIEN LORD MUGABOWA!11:29 AM Sep 10th from web
- CmdrBorock@ Ensign, would you please get down from there? Your duties ar-OH BRING IT ON LORD MUGGERBITCH!1:36 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppard@ what? Listen, if you've got a problem with etymology then I suggest you take it up with the guy who discovered the dang thing!2:29 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- CaptainSheppard@ if you start flinging poo I swear...2:30 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- LtCmdrGraakToday is a fine day. After I peel Ensign Buckley off of the ceiling, I will enjoy some relaxation in my traditional Alticaron bubblebath2:32 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyHorned beast! BRING ypu no tribute to uyour lord Mugabowa? GIVE SUGAR, or I shall rip yor horns FROM YOUR FACE!!!2:36 PM Sep 10th from web
- LtCmdrGraakEnsign Buckley has become obstinate. Tactics are required here. And perhaps a crowbar.2:37 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyActuall I;m gretting kiond of dixxy...2:38 PM Sep 10th from web
- EnsignBuckleyOh. hey @... why did I make a "whud" sound? Oh, look. the ground.2:49 PM Sep 10th from web
- CaptainSheppardDoc assures me that once Buckley has had a complete transfusion that he will be back ay his duties.4:24 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@ That was highly unprofessional of Buckley. And unexpected. We should be grateful he isn't a drinker.4:46 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CommanderChuckMThe first batch of hyperdrive ribs are done and I need someone to try them out. Has anyone seen @?5:39 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CommanderChuckMSpace nachos!6:37 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
- LtCmdrGraak@ I will join you in consuming these Space Nachos. And, by join you I mean, go away and give me Space Nachos.11:04 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckMAttn USS Lee Crew: spaces now open for Commander Chuck's Quarterly Shine Tastin' and Rat Killin'. Sign up sheet in Engineering. BYO Maser.11:13 PM Sep 10th from web
- EnsignBuckleyNurse?9:16 AM Sep 11th from web
- CaptainSheppardHearing maser fire in main engineering...and there's the hyper-core breach alarm...again...(sigh)11:09 AM Sep 1th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock The adventures of the USS Lee: @ @ @ @ @ 11:37 AM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckM@ I thought I taped over that warning light. Anyway, there's booze down here if you're bored, Captain.12:23 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckleyNurse?!1:07 PM Sep 11th from web
- CaptainSheppard@ well I suppose the reactor will take a few hours to go critical. Say, is that the sickbay staff?2:38 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppardGot the nagging feeling we forgot something...oh well, free booze will get rid of that!2:39 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyNURSE!2:48 PM Sep 1th from web
- CaptainSheppardSay, aren't you the nurse in charge of @ transfusion? Haven't seen him lately. No matter, how YOU doin'?3:54 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyhelp?3:57 PM Sep 11th from web
- CaptainSheppardI swear I heard your communicator chime, hon, or was that your STUD finder4:57 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorockFirst Officer Log: Flirting w/ Terran cuisine, Japanese to be specific. Includes chicken & egg with rice, "mother & child". A FAMILY FEAST!7:13 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorockAdmiral Patricia Stewart still calls me "Commander Barack". It's cute, in a human sort of way. DUDE, I'D HIT THAT AT FULL IMPULSE. ENGAGE.1:19 AM Sep 12th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMHoo boy... You know your party's a hit when somebody went out an airlock.1:16 PM Sep 12th from web
- CaptainSheppard@ thank god we're back in deep space I don't want to run from space cops again4:33 PM Sep 12th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckMJust your typical lazy Saturday. Cipher may even survive the day4:46 PM Sep 12th from TweetDeck
- LtCmdrGraak@ If we had vaporized them as I suggested there would be no need to run.4:47 PM Sep 12th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMSpoke too soon. Warm up the genetic recombinator, captain. We lost another Cipher.4:48 PM Sep 12th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMBlag hyperdrive can wait. Chuck need more sleep. Buckley, fix the hyperdrive. Needs a new canuder valve. Or it'll splode.8:47 AM Sep 13th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMHas anyone seen Buckley since we sent him to Sick Bay?4:29 PM Sep 13th from TweetDeck
- Doc looked shadier than usual this morning, hope @ is OK7:38 AM Sep 14th from TweetDeck
- @ I haven't seen @ all weekend. Did we leave him on a planet somewhere?8:21 AM Sep 14th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- what... what day is it?11:04 AM Sep 17th from web
- @ Buckley! You've been in a coma for twenty years! The Alticaron Empire now rules the Commonwealth! Also, tots are outlawed.8:05 PM Sep 17th from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!8:49 PM Sep 17th from web
- @ Under Alticaron law you have to wash my socks. Also hash browns have been outlawed too.8:07 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
- @ Where in the tomes of Alticaron law are hash browns outlawed? This is a vile and odious lie. They are simply discouraged.8:11 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
- I'm so confused! Gary the cook offered me tater tots in the mess hall line today and I wasn't sure if they were contraband.9:42 AM Sep 19th from web
- I've been sitting in the mess hall for 3 hours trying to decide if I should eat my tater tots. They're cold, now. :(9:43 AM Sep 19th from web
- @ Commander Montgomery, do you have any idea why the ship's chronographic systems have been manually adjusted by 20 years?10:18 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
- @ has been staring at his plate for hours now. What did Chuck do to him now?10:40 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
- Everyone seems to have aged well over the 20 years I was in a coma, but @ looks older with his long beard.1:48 PM Sep 19th from web
- Please check the logs of my crewmembers: @ @ @ @ 2:02 PM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
- No offense @, but I prefer hash browns to h'gralka, which tastes LIKE I SHAT IN A BOWL, LET IT SIT, & POURED IT OVER MOLDY BREAD.2:17 PM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
- @, you no doubt can testify to my claims, since you've tried h'gralka yourself.2:18 PM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
- hey! @ 's beard is attached with elastic?!4:12 PM Sep 19th from web
- @ was I really in a coma for 20 years?4:41 PM Sep 19th from web
- @ blecchhh! Don't remind me!8:01 PM Sep 19th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- Can't sleep. I ate the tater tots. What if the Alticarons are coming to get me?1:41 AM Sep 20th from web
- Chronometers
are way off, Chucks wearing a dumb looking beard and Buckleys falling
asleep at the bowls. What the heck is going on?!9:10 AM Sep 20th from TweetDeck
- @ Open up! This is the Alticaron Anti-tot squad! We know you have consumed the outlawed Tots! You are under arrest!9:48 AM Sep 20th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- Am
hiding in my closet. The Alticaron Anti-tot squad stopped banging on my
door hours ago, but I they are staking out my quarters.11:28 AM Sep 20th from web
- @ Captain, in order to resolve this matter, I need your permission to assault a fellow officer. In the face.11:32 AM Sep 20th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- @ Some big, mean looking Alticarons came by looking for you. Something about you eating tots? Don't you know that's illegal?5:29 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
- @ *pulls on beard* Remember a few weeks back when I mentioned the Cephorian Nerve Clutch? Guess what - IT'S NOT TO THE NECK.5:42 PM Sep 20th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- @ SHHH! Don't let them know where I am!6:51 PM Sep 20th from web
- I may not become tired of this endeavor. I will continue shouting up and down the halls in an effort to scare @8:23 PM Sep 20th from TweetDeck
- I also am in need of a picture for this communication device. I do not look like this man with odd-shaped eyes.8:25 PM Sep 20th from TweetDeck
- Sneaking out of my quarters to get some food- I think the Alticaron Anti-tot squad have gone...12:00 AM Sep 21st from web
- Alone on the bridge. Does anyone actually work around here or is it just me?7:35 AM Sep 21st from TweetDeck
- And
now the ship is drifting towards an asteroid field...too bad our
helmsman isn't on the bridge to steer us away from our certain demise.7:53 AM Sep 21st from TweetDeck
- @ is it safe to come out?8:18 AM Sep 21st from web
- @ as safe as it's ever been. You do realize that Chuck is an a--hole and you really shouldn't believe him...ever10:03 AM Sep 21st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- @ Oh.10:15 AM Sep 21st from web
- @ wait, so was I in a coma for 20 years?11:27 AM Sep 21st from web
- @ No, you haven't, but Doc might want to check on @; after the nerve clutch I put on him, he might be...11:31 AM Sep 21st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- @, yes you were, but if you click your heels together and say: "there's no place like home" it'll all go back to normal!12:53 PM Sep 21st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- I clicked my heels but @ still has a beard?1:38 PM Sep 21st from web
- @ OK ....(scuffle, scuffle, scuffle)...there, better now? Quit whining Chuck, you've got two and you weren't using them anyways7:44 PM Sep 21st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- @ You really know how to ruin a guy's day, don't you , Captain?7:52 PM Sep 21st from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- Trying
to convince Gary the Cook to make tater tots and ketchup every meal. I
want to enjoy tater tots until the Altricarons outlaw them.2:24 PM Sep 22nd from web
- I'm writing a journal of everything I learned while I was in the future to help stop the Alticarons from conquering us.2:25 PM Sep 22nd from web
- Future Chuck said I must find someone named J'on Konnar; he's the key to stopping the invasion.2:26 PM Sep 22nd from web
- TATER TOTS AND KETCHUP, NOW!!! :) Chronicle the future to prevent the expansion of the Alticaron Empire, later.8:53 AM Sep 23rd from web
- @ I finished "The Buckley Chronicles: The Rise of the Alticarion Empire." We must use it the save the multiverse!12:38 PM Sep 24th from web
- Gary the cook says it's BROWNIE NIGHT!!! :D1:11 PM Sep 24th from web
- @ Fleet Command said something about you destabilizing diplomatic relations. Please cut that out, Alticarons are grumpy peopleabout 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- Hmmm.
Perhaps my open attempts to stop the Altricaron invasion is hastening
it's coming. I think what I need to do is form a secret society!10:21 AM Sep 25th from web
- Crewman Cipher, I must speak to you, privately.10:23 AM Sep 25th from web
- Cook Gary, could I speak to you, privately?10:24 AM Sep 25th from web
- Crewman Dirk, I have to speak with you, privately...4:39 PM Sep 25th from web
- Where is everybody...why is there a cardboard fort in the mess hall?5:12 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
- SHHHH! It's a secret!4:16 PM Sep 25th from web
- @ I took care of that. Tore it down. Found some notes in it about an Alticaron invasion. Looks like we have a spy on board!10:11 PM Sep 25th from web
- League of Anti-Invasion Futurist Shadow League! Our headquarters have been compromised! Rendezvous at secret HQ Delta-B!10:16 PM Sep 25th from web
- LoAIFSL: Go! Go! Go!10:23 PM Sep 25th from web
- There was a time when I thought ships counselors were an extravagence, then my helmsman went insane...12:20 PM Sep 26th from TweetDeck
- @ I'm not insane! I'm saving your futuuuuuuure! What is that needle Dr Crawford is sticjlknig m3 wift/?1:58 PM Sep 26th from web
- The Alticaron invasion notes I found were written in @'s handwriting. Could he be an Alticaron agent? The game is afoot!3:31 PM Sep 26th from web
- @ @ is not an Alticaron agent. I would know. We talk about these things and are not a subtle people.5:04 PM Sep 26th from TweetDeck
- @ I congratulate you on your clever choice of Twitter avatar. IT ALSO PROVES ALTICARONS CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT.12:00 AM Sep 27th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
- League of Anti-Invasion Futurist Shadow League: go to ground! Run silent! Run Deep! Viva la Preemptive-Resistance!8:00 AM Sep 27th from web
- Terrified
crewmen are running around in the Jeffries tubes. This "resistance" was
funny for a little bit but soon someone's gonna get hurt..11:12 PM Sep 27th from TweetDeck
- Namely whoever pisses off Graak first. There's a reason I don't learn crewman names.11:27 PM Sep 27tho from TweetDeck
- @ It's not @, Captain. It's just the fevered heroic delusions of @. I'm also tired of driving.12:41 PM Sep 27th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- Buckley
Chron.: Rise o/t Alticarion Empire, Ch. 3, V. 9: "And Lo, future Chuck
spake, saying 'Save the cheerleader, so to the multiverse.'"12:56 PM Sep 27th from web
- @ I'm going to need permission again to assault an officer. Gently this time though - I don't actually want to injure him.1:14 PM Sep 27th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- BC:RotAE Ch.1:4 : "And the Kings of Alticaria decreed many decrees, pressing upon the backs of the worlds."1:33 PM Sep 27th from web
- BC:RotAE
Ch.1:5 : "So it was that the blessed tater tots were cast out and made
low, and those who imbibed them were laid to waste."1:36 PM Sep 27th from web
- BC:RotAE
Ch.5:3 : "So spake Future Chuck, 'It shall have been J'on Konnar who is
to have been the chosen hero of rebels against Alticaria.'"1:47 PM Sep 27th from web
- BC:RotAE
Ch. 4:11 : "Then I beheld Graak, son of Graak, lone hero of the
Alticaron resistance, defy his brothers by the eating of the tots."2:04 PM Sep 27th from web
- BC:RotAE Ch. 4:12 : "Thus did Graak abandon his people and join the brethren." †2:39 PM Sep 27th from web
- BC:RotAE
Ch. 4:12 † (The brethren which is to have been dubbed the League of
Anti Invasion Futurist Shadow League in the past to come.)2:41 PM Sep 27th from web
- @ is mumbling more than usual and smiling at me. I find this quite disturbing.11:48 PM Sep 27th from TweetDeck
- @ I must speak with you of a matter of grave importance, secretly! The future of the multiverse depends on us!12:19 AM Sep 28th from web
- have designed a ring for LoAIFSL members to recognize each other by: it's the signet of a tater tot!10:21 AM Sep 28th from web
- *looks over @'s shoulder* There is no such place as Alticaria, by the way...the capital of the Alticaron Empire is Qua'hog.12:22 PM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
- It IS a species of bacteria (escherichia alticaria) found in Alticaron guts, the only known flora to be in an actual cold war with its host.12:23 PM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
- Currently, @, yes, but in the future to come, Alticaria will be the name of the subjugated worlds ruled by the Alticarion Empire.1:09 PM Sep 28th< from web
- Future Chuck told me so.1:09 PM Sep 28th< from web
- @ The name of *all* of those worlds? And they'll use Human English phonemes instead of their native tongue to name planets?1:39 PM Sep 28th< from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- @ If I brought you Future Chuck's beard & a Present Chuck bleeding from the ears, would you cease this senseless mind-wanking?1:41 PM Sep 28th< from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- Alticaria isn't each individual world, but the Alticaron Empire as the combined total of all conquered worlds, with a king for each planet.1:50 PM Sep 28th< from web
- @ YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL?1:51 PM Sep 28th< from web
- @ Yes Ensign, we all can. We're doing it right now, moving forward second by second, minute by minute... *nerve clutch*1:53 PM Sep 28th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- OW! I OW! Can OW! Time OW! Travel, OW! Too OW! Cap OW! Showed OW! Me OW! By OW! Clicking OW! My OW! Heels OW! Together OW!2:05 PM Sep 28th from web
- But OW! I OW! Don't OW! Have OW! Much OW! Control OW! I've OW! Only OW! Traveled OW! Back OW! In OW! Time OW! Once OW! OW! OW! OWOWOWOWOW!2:06 PM Sep 28th from web
- @ Just go to sleep, Ensign, it'll hurt less that way. Sleep....Borock to Sickbay, 1 on the way..and another shortly thereafter.3:12 PM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
- Why did my Borok alarm just go off? Cipher, go stall him while I, um... hide behind this radioactive, uh... thing.6:57 PM Sep 28th from web
- No, wait, Cipher, you hide behind the radioactive thing, and I'll... I dunno, go chill in the Koske tubes, maybe.6:58 PM Sep 28th from web
- Crewman Cipher, you don't look too good, I...AH, HELL WITH THIS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO REMEMBER THIS ANYWAY... *neck snap* Cmdr Montgomery?12:55 AM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
- WHAT IS THIS?!9:32 AM Sep 29th from web
- A Leader of underground preventative movements can't marshal forces against impending threats while straitjacketed in solitary confinement!9:32 AM Sep 29th from web
- THE FUTUUUUUURE NEEEEEEDS MEEEEEEEEEE!!!9:34 AM Sep 29th from web
- @, I'm not here to hurt you (I already did that once), but I will if I must...9:35 AM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
- @ It is imperative you tell me exactly what you told @ to put him in this delusion, so I can free his mind.9:36 AM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
- How is @ communicating if he is in a strait jacket? I must consider options while dining upon the conquered tater tots.6:12 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
- @ I have asked Dr. Crawford to let him speak into a microphone, for the purpose of posterity in recording what I'm about to do.7:19 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
- @ This should be amusing. And make sure you add that Cipher incident to The List. His ignoble sacrifices always make my day.7:32 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
- @ are you going to try that Cephorean psychic bulls**t? Cause that's worked out sooooo well in the past.10:18 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- @ I cannot be held responsible for the fragility of the human psyche. Besides, you know @ is a LOSER good pilot.11:03 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- @ I was referring to the fact that your "psychic powers" have a tendancy to...umm...not work at all11:06 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- @ The Cephorian "Blending of the Brains" is harmless long as one has a focus, which Im waiting 4 @ to provide.11:06 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- @ There's a slight chance in the memory rewrite process, my little brain may take @ "back behind the wood shed".11:08 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck
- @ My only suggestion in regards to that possibility is that it may actually build character in the lad, which is a positive.11:09 AM 30th from TweetDeck
- @ or you're just faking, in which case nothing will happen.12:44 Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- @ Who's flying the ship while @ is off playing conspiracy treefort, then, if my efforts are fraudulent?1:47 Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- Crewman Michael, like when I was sick with Denebian Flu, as I understand it.2:58 Sep 30th from web
- @ this is a military vessel, we do have redundancy. Right now it's the pimply faced kid who smells like cabbage.4:29 Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- @ his name is Michael, Cap.3:47 PM Sep 30th from web
- @ his name is what I tell him it is!5:57 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- All right! Space falafel!9:09 PM Sep 30th from web
- @ Nothing is special about this falafel. Simply making it in space does not make it any tastier.9:23 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- @ space boobs on the other hand...9:47 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
- @ I find nothing special about adding "space" to the beginning of words. Humans are too easily impressed.9:48 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- Especially by mammary glands.9:48 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck
- @ What are you, gay?10:37 Sep 30th from web in reply to LtCmdrGraak
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