- EnsignBuckleyOverslept. Borock broke my alarm yesterday for waking him from being passed out in the hall. (Fun party last night!)9:25 AM Aug 18th from web
- EnsignBuckleyNo tater tots left for breakfast in the mess hall. Asking Chuck to fix my alarm clock.9:32 AM Aug 18th from web
- EnsignBuckleyBorock told me 'twit' is the name of one who writes or follows tweets. Hello to all my fellow twits!10:10 AM Aug 18th from txt
- CaptainSheppardHello? Is this thing on? Dang new technology!1:22 PM Aug 18th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardSo, my first officer is passed out onthe floor, my helmsman keeps grumbling about a lack of "tots" and now I have to keep ANOTHER log?2:32 PM Aug 18th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyChuck "fixed" my alarm to emit an ear-piercing shriek every 48 minutes between 2AM and 6AM. No seep. Easy to get tater tots at 6:30!6:23 AM Aug 19th from web
- CaptainSheppardBuckley's alarm severely interfered with my...interview of Yeoman Whatshername last night. Should probably punish someone for that.8:37 AM Aug 19th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardDecided against punishing Chuck for fear of a Briar Rabbit situation...too bad for Buckley, again1:35 PM Aug 19th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorockMy current visual ident for this text-based communication protocol is sorely lacking; My complexion is too dark, and no furry brow ridge.8:49 AM Aug 20th from TweetDeck
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CmdrBorock@CaptainSheppard I desire a more accurate image to represent me on this archaic but necessary means of information exchange.8:59 AM Aug 20th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard PLEASE PUNISH CHUCK! I didn't do it!11:41 AM Aug 20th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Wait... Why were you interviewing yeoperson Eva last night between 2-6AM? I thought Eva was put on day-shift last week?11:51 AM Aug 20th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley can't be helped Buck, Chuck's the only one who knows how to vent radiation into my quarters so looks like you get the fall.12:21 PM Aug 20th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
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CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley oh. Errrr...well since she's on day shift she could only meet at night...damned inconvenient12:24 PM Aug 20th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckleyTwo weeks latrine duty. Stupid Chuck. Bought new alarm clock today. It has snoopy sleeping on top of his dog house!4:27 PM Aug 20th from web
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CmdrBorockIn accordance with regulation #followfriday, please acquire the following contacts: @CaptainSheppard @EnsignBuckley Other crew forthcoming.6:03 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyChuck did it again! My new alarm clock's been in my possession since bought; How did he know I'd buy the snoopy alarm from the comissary?7:04 AM Aug 21st from web
- EnsignBuckley13 more days latrine duty. Sigh. Unplugged my snoopy alarm clock. Hope I wake up in time for tater tots tomorrow.8:50 PM Aug 21st from web
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CaptainSheppardBuckley keeps sighing every time he goes to the latrine. I wonder if I was too
hard on the boy...Nah, it's good for him, builds character11:02 PM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyCanned Waffles and Condensed SyruProduct Spray for Saturday's breakfast! Deck 3 latrines today :(7:08 AM Aug 22nd from web
- EnsignBuckley12 Days latrine duty. Still have to buy another alarm clock.9:26 PM Aug 22nd from web
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CaptainSheppardEither need to do something about Buckley's alarm or move his quarters...I think there's a storage room near the waste disposal dept...11:19 AM Aug 23rd from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard That wasn't my alarm clock last night! I left my new snoopy alarm unplugged! But I did hear that last night... What was it?11:58 AM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard I thnk it was coming from Anne's quarters. Maybe Chuck messed up her alarm, too. But her alarm sounded mostly like moaning?12:00 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley really you should own up to your own mistakes and not blame others . I'm disappointed in you.12:37 PM Aug 23rd from TweetDeck
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EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard :. ... Unplugged my snoopy alarm clock. Hope I wake up in time for tater tots tomorrow.8:50 PM Aug 21st from web3:03 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Chuck! You're ruining my life! Captain's thinking of moving me to the storage room by waste depot! Don't mess w/ my alarm!9:37 PM Aug 23rd from web
- CommanderChuckMLeak in the hyperdrive core. Venting coolant out into space. Again. Probably dangerous. Anyone seen my duct tape and Crewman Cipher?9:42 PM Aug 23rd from web
- EnsignBuckleyBad day. 11 days latrine duty left. Cap blaming me, considering moving my quarters to small storage unit next to waste depot. & RIP Cipher9:44 PM Aug 23rd from web
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley What? I didn't touch your alarm, Buck. It was probably Cosmo. BTW, what happened to Cipher?9:50 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Cipher was found next to the hyperdrive trying to fix it. You "fixed" my alarm Aug 18th. Bought new one and it shrieks, too10:09 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
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EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Also, Cosmo has never been mean to me.10:11 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Oh, yeah, I seem to remember tricking out an alarm clock to work unplugged. Made it louder, too. I was pretty drunk.10:39 PM Aug 23rd from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppardCame out of hyperspace in a "deserted" system. If it's so deserted what's with the replica old west town and ultra powerful defenses?!!2:34 PM Aug 24th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@CaptainSheppard I believe it is an attempt by certain humans to live a romanticized life of austerity - but yet have the biggest guns.2:40 PM Aug 24th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@CmdrBorock I was more commenting on the woeful lack of proper surveying done prior to the making of the current starcharts..smartass3:13 PM Aug 24th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- EnsignBuckleyHave jettisoned both "Chuck" tampered alarm clocks into space. Still not sure how I'll wake up in time.5:07 PM Aug 24th from web
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley great job, now the weird cowboy aliens are shooting at your alarm clocks, was really hoping we wouldn't get noticed >:\7:43 PM Aug 24th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard But if we go the opposite direction, we can use a diversion strategy like in that old VidscreenVision show, "Firefly!"7:51 PM Aug 24th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Hey, noticed your alarm clock was missing, and I had an old air horn lying around, so I rigged up something in the meantime.8:33 PM Aug 24th from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CommanderChuckMAaand now the hyperdrive is down. Life supprt iffy. The still is working just fine, though, so no need to panic.8:51 PM Aug 24th from web
- LtCmdrGraakI find the strange cowboy aliens to be enraging. I will endeavor to kill them before breakfast.9:08 PM Aug 24th from web
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM STAY OUT OF MY BUNK! Please?9:11 PM Aug 24th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM thanks for the swift update on life support, I'm sure I could've survived a few more hours without air...ass7:39 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@CaptainSheppard Hey, I said the still was operational! Besides, humans can go three weeks without air. 'S a fact.8:16 AM Aug 25th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CommanderChuckMHyperdrive back up. Good job Crewman Cipher. BTW, has anyone seen Crewman Cipher? Last I saw him he was in the Rad Chamber. Sans rad suit.8:20 AM Aug 25th from web
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM any news on WHY the hyperdrive failed this time? Squirrels get loose again?8:38 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley would you quit watching those ancient shows and fly the dang ship!8:44 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppardI think I found crewman Cipher. Deck 3 head, in the sink, bring a mop.8:46 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckM@CaptainSheppard Hell if I know what happened to it. I just work here.9:42 AM Aug 25th from mobile web
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Crewman Micheal is flying the ship. I'm on latrine duty for 10 more days.9:58 AM Aug 25th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Also the "cry baby" maneuver was recognized in the Academy manual as "dicey, but worthwhile if you've nothing else."10:00 AM Aug 25th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CommanderChuckMThinking of converting part of the hyperdrive into a rib smoker.10:23 AM Aug 25th from mobile web
- CmdrBorock@EnsignBuckley Technically, if you have nothing else, the concept of "worthwhile" loses importance. You either do it or I EaT yOuR LiVeR.12:06 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM how about converting part of the hyperdrive into a HYPERDRIVE!!!!!12:57 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@CaptainSheppard Jeez, who peed in your cornflakes this morning?3:41 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- LtCmdrGraakThere is an unidentified light blinking on my console. The manual does not help. I will slay this light with the fury of my ancestors.3:57 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM a quick genetic scan will determine that...Buckley, you're tasting all my food from now on8:13 PM Aug 25th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley9 days latrine duty left.*Sigh*. I think Captain Sheppard feels bad for me, 'cause he offered me a few bites of his dinner! :)10:42 PM Aug 25th from web
- CaptainSheppardWell @EnsignBuckley seems to have survived dinner and breakfast, never seen someone so happy about tater tots.8:49 AM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMThe hyperdrive is making a weird clanking noise. Could be serious. Someone should probably check it out.12:38 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM and while you're at itcheck out the inertial dampners on deck 15. We've got some liquified crewmembers down there.1:14 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@CaptainSheppard We have a deck 15?4:14 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM well we did earlier, not so sure now4:37 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckMDetermined source of clanking. Someone clogged the hyperdrive intake with what I estimate is about $240 worth of pudding.6:19 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMNew batch of hyperdrive beer done. Notes of cherry and chocolate, with a nice nutty finish and just a hint of engine coolant.9:24 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppardDuties done for the day. Y'know I think that new Yeoman in follicle engineering was making eyes at me. It's good to be the captain...9:46 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Hey Chuck; can you brew some root beer with a twinge of licorice flavor? You drank my last Virgil's Root Beer.10:25 PM Aug 26th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley8 days Latrine duty left. *SIGH!* Possibly extra tater tots for breakfast tomorrow; I knew Captain Sheppard likes me!10:27 PM Aug 26th from web
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley No. Besides, I don't drink root beer. It was probably Anne.10:51 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Also, I don't think Captain Jackass likes anybody. Except Jack Daniel, Jim Beam, and Zort Galfyx.10:53 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CommanderChuckMWell, that should hold the hyperdrive together long enough for me to get a good 10 hours of sleep. As long as we don't make sudden turns...10:57 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM It was you, but I use "drank" lightly: You were drunk and looking for more beer, you spewed my root beer out. On my face.11:02 PM Aug 26th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM I don't know Jack Daniel, Jim Beam, or Zort Galfyx. Were they friends from Cap's days at the Academy?11:03 PM Aug 26th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorock@CommanderChuckM Zort Galfyx! If there was ever a name that meant quality liquor, it's his (or hers, depending on where Zort's cycle peaks).11:08 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorockWhile I am more of a quiet social drinker, the little brain is regrettabl-I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE FUN, YOU PUSSWA- a bit more belligerent.11:14 PM Aug 26th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyI sometimes have a hard time telling if Borock's Big Brain or Little Brain is in control if he's not gnawing on me.11:34 PM Aug 26th from web
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Well, then technically I didn't drink it, now, did I? You could have had the rest. Denebian flu isn't that contagious.8:54 AM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Well, I could have finished the root beer, but after you spewed the swig, you threw the bottle. At my head.9:07 AM Aug 27th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorock@CommanderChuckM Commander, contagion, like pregnancy, is a binary state. Ensign, you may want to DIE DIE DIE check with Doctor Crawford.10:19 AM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Dr Crawford says I've a contagious variant of Denebian Flu, recommends stay in my bunk. Can I be excused of latrine duty?10:50 AM Aug 27th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley you're still doing that?Sure whatever. First have half this sandwich, the cook's been giving me funny looks lately.12:53 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Gee, thanks Captain!1:00 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckleyI'm puking my guts out with the Denebian Flu; I hope I didn't get the Captain sick with all the food he's shared with me.4:26 PM Aug 27th from web
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Hey, Buck, can you find me a Canuder valve? The one installed now looks like it may need replacing soon.4:38 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Sorry, Dr.Crawford has me quarantined in my quarters. I'll txt Cipher, see if he can. You didn't kill him yet today, right?4:50 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CommanderChuckM@EnsignBuckley Why would I kill Cipher?9:03 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CmdrBorock@EnsignBuckley Yes, I find your ease of discussing Crewman Cipher's death a bit disconcerting. What do you mean, "yet"?10:21 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Well, I didn't say "murder." It's just seems that Cipher dies four times as much when you are involved.10:53 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckley@CmdrBorock Well, I'd believe your disconcertion if you ever showed up to even one of the funerals I've held for Cipher's deaths this week.10:56 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CmdrBorock
- EnsignBuckley@CommanderChuckM Also, if I'm going to be quarantined in my quarters, can I finally get my Stargate: SG1 holo-vidiscs back?11:13 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CmdrBorock@EnsignBuckley Funerals? From my Cephorian perspective, funerals are more for the living than the dead. And Cipher's alive...last I checked.11:21 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CmdrBorock Just because Doc will later re-combinate Cipher doesn't mean we shouldn't mourn his momentary loss and each unique death.11:25 PM Aug 27th from web in reply to CmdrBorock
- CmdrBorock@EnsignBuckley Have you ever considered the mnemogenetic consequences if Cipher were to walk in on his own funeral?11:30 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CmdrBorock That's why I only have mementos, but no open casket wake, & why I schedule them before doc gets around to re-combinating Cipher11:36 PM Aug 27th from web
- CaptainSheppardTracked down the only person who has access to the Denbian flu virus. Crewman Spongeface protested his innocence, but I knew better.8:10 AM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyStuck in quarantine, killing time browsing the panversal omninet, watching ancient VidscreenVision shows on Hulu 12.0.9:23 AM Aug 28th from web
- CmdrBorockInteresting: Humans design the most robust trans-light communication protocol in the galaxy; they still can't ever agree on what to call it.9:28 AM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckleyI question the historical accuracy of "Firefly," but I do love a frontier story! :)10:20 AM Aug 28th from web
- EnsignBuckleyPlaying an ancient computer game, "Oregon Trail XVIII: Revenge of the Bears," on the panversal omninet. I died in game :(12:03 PM Aug 28th from web
- EnsignBuckleyOk, I think the game designers "jumped the shark/nuked the fridge/punched the watcher" with "Oregon Trail XIX: Revenge of the squirrels."12:43 PM Aug 28th from web
- CaptainSheppardGave Spongeface the rest of Buckleys latrine punishment. Figure I owe the kid one.2:16 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
- CommanderChuckMAh, space pot stickers. Nothin' beats that. Except maybe space burritos. Space burritos rule.7:52 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@CommanderChuckM WHAT ABOUT A SPACE BURRITO WITH POTSTICKER FILLING?7:55 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckleyCook was out of Chiken noodle soup. Pigeon Ramen Soup for dinner. :-\ 7:59 PM Aug 28th from web
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley where'd we get a pigeon?9:01 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard I don't really want to know. <: Pabout 23 hours ago from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckleySATURDAY MORNING CARTOOOOOOONS! :Dabout 12 hours ago from web
- CommanderChuckMWhere's that smoke coming from?about 7 hours ago from web
- CaptainSheppard@CommanderChuckM isn't that a question I should be asking you?7:03 PM Aug 29th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
- EnsignBuckleyI'm tired of being cooped in in my Quarters :(11:12 AM Aug 30th from web
- EnsignBuckleyI'm going to ask Dr. Crawford today how long I have to be in quarantine.1:07 PM Aug 31st from web
- EnsignBuckleyDoc said I never had the Denbian flu, he gave me a pill to induce vomiting, so he could get rid of me. Poor Crewman Spongeface (Dirk).2:36 PM Aug 31st from web
- CaptainSheppardCosmo's looking different today. Was his head always so flappy?3:56 PM Aug 31st from TweetDeck
- CmdrBorock@CaptainSheppard Not sure. Commander Montgomery tends to forget Cosmo is his responsibility FLAPPY HEAD FLAPPY HEAD FLAPPY HEAD FLAPPY HEAD12:56 AM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@CmdrBorock I think we all tend to forget about Cosmo until he appears, ninja-like, next to our chairs. Creepy.8:47 AM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- EnsignBuckleyTater tots and bacon for breakfast and back at the Helm today! Yay! :D9:46 AM Sep 1st from web
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley I wish you'd quit naming the crewmen, Buckley, you're just going to get heartbroken when they die horribly.9:47 AM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard I'm not naming them, sir. Dirk Morgan is the real name of Crewman Spongeface. I just learn the names of the crew.9:55 AM Sep 1st from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckley@CaptainSheppard Incidentally, why do you only know my and Crewman Ciphers names? I take it as a compliment, don't get me wrong.9:56 AM Sep 1st from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley Buckley, you're an officer so of course I know your name. Cipher...well you write a name a couple hundred times on reports...10:41 AM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CaptainSheppard@EnsignBuckley I like spongeface better, it's more desciptive.2:28 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- CmdrBorockAh! It appears I have finally acquired an ID for this communications device. YOU *WOULD* PICK MY BAD SIDE, YOU INCOMPETENT ASSHAT.3:29 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@ you have a good side? Yeesh, I've never seen it.4:17 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- CmdrBorock@ As First Officer, it is my proud duty to handle 99.9% of the ships petty problems and trifles, so you don't have to.4:26 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CmdrBorockTherefore, any residual instability expressed by my little brain is just a release valve for the frantic scurrying about that you never see.4:27 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck
- CaptainSheppard@ oh, so that's your job? Just curious when you're going to start doing it? Seems like I have to deal with most of the crews crap!4:48 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
- CmdrBorock@ I can only ask your patience and continued trust that I will CONTINUE TO PUT FOOT TO ASS FOR MY CAPTAIN AND MY SHIP4:56 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
- EnsignBuckleyI don't like all the screaming between Cap and Borock I'm hearing at the helm. I think I want to be in quarantine again.5:05 PM Sep 1st from web
- CommanderChuckMSPACE STRIPPERS!10:17 PM Sep 1st from web
- EnsignBuckley@ ARE SPACE STRIPPERS PIRATES WHO STEAL PARTS OFF OF SHIPS EVEN IF MANNED AND IN TRANSIT?!11:27 PM Sep 1st from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
- CaptainSheppard@ how long has it been since you've had shore leave if that's the first thing that you think of when "Space Strippers" is said8:33 AM Sep 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@ Actual shore leave, not just planetside on a mission, marooned on planet, or left behind? I think it's been about 6 years.10:08 AM Sep 2nd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppardI've decided for the good of the ship and the crew that we need a three day bender on the nearest resort planet/station10:21 AM Sep 2nd from TweetDeck
- EnsignBuckley@ What's a bender? Is it fun? DOES IT HURT?10:23 AM Sep 2nd from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
- CaptainSheppard@ only If you're doing it right12:07 PM Sep 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
- EnsignBuckley@ Chuck! It's not funny to re-label the charts in the map_database! Captain Sheppard is yelling at me for being off-course :(8:42 AM Sep 3rd from web in reply to CommanderChuckM
EnsignBuckleyWe ended up so off course we are in a strange place called DragonCon11:27 AM Sep 4th from txt
EnsignBuckleyMore strange life forms here than I've ever seen before12:12 AM Sep 4th from txt
EnsignBuckleyThey like my favorite holovid show, FIREFLY!1:24 PM Sep 4th from txt
EnsignBuckleySeen Jane from FIREFLY. I want a hat like Jane's!1:57 PM Sep 4th from txt
CaptainSheppardShuttles dropping me off a 0-Dark-Thirty tomorrow for another recruitment drive. I thought we could clone crewmen by now4:17 PM Sep 4th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckleyWondered around DRAGON CON. Got lost on the dread Esca Lators of Hy-att.4:24 PM Sep 4thfrom txt
EnsignBuckleyThen got lost in the Xi-Bit Hall of Hy-Att. Round and round looking for contact4:33 PM Sep 4th from txt
EnsignBuckleyFound contact's residence. Not there. SIGH4:39 PM Sep 4th from txt
EnsignBuckleyTold contact not at residence on Aretiztz Alley of Xi-Bit Hall.4:43 PM Sep 4th from txt
EnsignBuckleyTold to look for contact at Xi-Bit Hall of Mar-ee-ott.4:57 PM Sep 4th from txt
EnsignBuckley3 circuts around. Can't find Dar-Khorz Komkz booth.5:06 PM Sep 4th from txt
EnsignBuckleyFinally found contact. Will have to stay on Dragon Con till Monday.5:36 PM Sep 4th from txt
CommanderChuckMWhere the hell is everybody? Looks like I'll have to drink this space hooch all by myself...9:19 PM Sep 4th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorockApparently there is someone working at a Star Command recruitment office that looks a lot like me. Rest assured, we are nothing alike.2:23 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorockHowever, that does not mean I wish to dissuade potential recruits from doing their part and joining our peacekeeping mission. DO IT, PANSIES2:31 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorockMeanwhile, been amusing myself tracking the stellar flare patterns of Deneb. In terms of size, DENEB MAKES SOL ITS BITCH.2:34 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorockI guess it is a cautious relief that my cerebrum parvum voluntarily chooses to speak in all capitals. NO WORRIES, NOW GET ME A BEER, SLAVE.2:37 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
CaptainSheppardRecruitment begun, only a few are willing to sign up for suicide missions. What's with the youth of today?8:13 AM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
CaptainSheppardRecruitment picked up for several hours. Trying to remember names at least until they sign on.3:08 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMThis shore leave is odd. Lots of half nekkid girls, most of dubious legal age. Also, what the fuck is a Klingon?4:12 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorock@ Judging from your scans, they are vaguely Alticaron-esque, but for some reason I don't *fear* them nearly as much.4:14 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
EnsignBuckley@ Cap! Did you know that they have Pizza that doesn't come in a can here?!!! :D4:16 PM Sep 5th from web
CaptainSheppardHere's one accompanied by a young lady...inquired if she needed "rescuing" ;)5:01 PM Sep 5th from TweetDeck
CaptainSheppardNot sure how many of these new recruits will pass the Commonwealth's "don't ask; don't tell" policy on their nerd lifestyle12:32 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckleyCaptain, am I a nerd?12:48 PM Sep 6th from web
CmdrBorock@ NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD!!!!! *catches breath* I'm sorry, did life support cut out? I feel dizzy.12:56 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CaptainSheppard@ it would be against regulation 41726.5 to answer that question.1:03 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CaptainSheppardFinished with recruitment for another day and...say, I wonder if that gal is interested in a career in Star Command ;)8:41 PM Sep 6th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMI have no recollection of how a green skinned space babe wearing nothing but a plaid microskirt ended up in my bunk. Awesome!9:39 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CaptainSheppardLast day of recruitment...I wonder where that green skinned babe wound up last night? No matter, Andromedan twins FTW!9:43 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMOh,
she's not actually green all over. It's just makeup. You, uh... You
probably don't need to know how I know that. Also, she's human.9:47 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckley@ Cap! Hashbrowns are even better than tater tots!10:13 AM Sep 7th from txt
CmdrBorock@ Not that I do not trust your judgement Commander, but Doc Crawford's running low on Xenofloxacin (broad-spec antibiotic)...10:33 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CmdrBorock@ ..since he had to treat an aggressive infection in my left arm so I would suggest you START PRAYIN, BOY!10:34 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CaptainSheppard@ good to hear Buck. Don't wet yourself you don't have a spare uniform.10:46 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CommanderChuckMHey,
found her even hotter friend in the bathroom. And, um... She's not
breathing. OKSHORELEAVEISOVERGOTTAGETBACKTOTHESHIPNOWBYE11:27 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckley@ I don't want to leave, Chuck! I feel at home here!11:23 AM Sep 7th from txt
EnsignBuckley@ and the food is soooo good!11:28 AM Sep 7th from txt
CaptainSheppard@ Buckley you're getting your insubordinate ass on that shuttle, really what the hell's wrong with you?11:29 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CaptainSheppard@ don't worry just remember the Star Command "dead hooker" drill11:33 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CommanderChuckM@ Planetside hotels don't have airlocks, captain!11:36 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
EnsignBuckley@ NOOOOOOO! You CAAAAAAN'T!11:38 AM Sep 7th from txt
CmdrBorock@ DEAD HOOKERS! DEAD HOOKERS! *shudders* Should I "heat up the bus", Captain?11:38 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
CaptainSheppard@ dangit! That's why I stick to shore leaves on space stations.11:39 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CaptainSheppard@ yeah let's get ready to beat a hasty retreat11:39 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
CaptainSheppard@ let go of that post! Don't make me stun you!11:40 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
EnsignBuckleySUGAAAAAAAAAR!11:41 AM Sep 7th from txt
CaptainSheppard@ I swear I will fry you! I am NOT going back to the joint!11:43 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CommanderChuckMAh, judging by those sirens, I think they found her. BUCKLEY, IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP I'M BURNING YOUR CAPTAIN OMNIVERSE COMICS!11:51 AM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckley@ JUST LEAVE ME BEHIND-- wait-- MY COMICS?! I COMING!12:00 PM Sep 7th from txt
CaptainSheppardToo late! Space cops!12:03 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CaptainSheppard@ think we might have to leave Buck behind, a stint in space jail builds character.12:07 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
EnsignBuckleyOk, but don't let Chuck burn my comics!12:12 PM Sep 7th from txt
CmdrBorock@ Perhaps, it will definitely build up resilience in his rectal cavity. No, that's the big brain talking. I'm being realistic12:16 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
CaptainSheppard@ I'll try my best!...those things are valuable, right?12:19 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
EnsignBuckleyThere are not-very-nice Police men detaining me.12:25 PM Sep 7th from txt
CommanderChuckMOH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US! BUCKLEY MOVE YOUR ASS!12:27 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckleyRnng f0r my LIF E12:30 PM Sep 7th from txt
CaptainSheppardWhat's with the shooting?!...wait did they used to be crewmen on the Lee?12:31 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMWait a second.. I have a maser! Chew blazing electric death, coppers! BUCKLEY! RUN LIKE HELL!12:32 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CaptainSheppard@ why are you returning fire?! Jesus civilians are dropping like flies!12:33 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CommanderChuckMS'okay, I have it set on stun!12:34 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMUm, wait... Red is stun, right? Right? Aw, fuck... RUN FASTER!12:34 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckleyTgowing stiks @ amgry police12:36 PM Sep 7th from txt
CaptainSheppard@ forget the damn sticks! Run you bastard!12:38 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
EnsignBuckleyHELP MEEEEEEE12:40 PM Sep 7th from txt
CmdrBorock@ God only helps those who help themselves, so says your culture, Ensign. TOO BAD I'M AN ATHEIST.12:41 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CaptainSheppardWell we lost Buck...couldn't be helped...yeah I'm gonna keep running12:41 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMYeah, poor Buck, his valiant sacrifice will be forever -- THEY'RE SHOOTING AGAIN, KEEP RUNNING12:42 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckley@ Quick question: am hiding in landing gear-- will I survive take-off?12:43 PM Sep 7th from txt
CaptainSheppard@ good job Buckley! Yeah hiding in the landing gear should work out fine...I think...12:47 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
EnsignBuckleyOk!12:53 PM Sep 7th from txt
CommanderChuckM@ Wait, don't we need him to fly the shuttle?12:54 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
CaptainSheppard@ I can wing it. How hard cam it be...I mean Buckley does it.12:56 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CmdrBorock@ Youre qualified to pilot a shuttle, Cmdr. THOSE MEAT STICKS YOU CALL ARMS ARE GOOD FOR MORE THAN KNOCKING YOUR DICK AROUND.12:57 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CaptainSheppardOk shuttles are harder to fly than they look.12:59 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckM@ Captain, I think we should get Buckley in here. We probably don't need to fly through another building...1:02 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
CaptainSheppard@ nah, I'm getting the hang of it...ooh, sorry lady!1:03 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CommanderChuckM@ Don't apologize to her, apologize to her orphaned children!1:04 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
EnsignBuckley@ it's very bumpy down here!1:09 PM Sep 7th from txt
CaptainSheppard@ don't worry kids daddy'll remarry soon and you'll have a prettier mommy!1:11 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CaptainSheppard@ quit whining! Just be glad you are not dead and/or violated.1:13 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
EnsignBuckley@ Cap, will vomit all over the landing gear affect docking procedure?1:23 PM Sep 7th from txt
CaptainSheppard@ don't think so, but just let me say...eew1:25 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CaptainSheppardWell we're back on the ship and will soon be out of 's jurisdiction! See you all next time!1:29 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMWell, that was fun. Let's not let Buckley out unsupervised any more.1:32 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMI never thought I'd say it, but it's good to be back on the Lee. Suck it, cops!1:47 PM Sep 7th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorockI have already assigned Crewman Munroe...that is, Crewman Slackjaw to
custodial duty on the shuttle. Ensign, secure a clean uniform, please.1:52 PM Sep 7th from web
EnsignBuckley@ I DON'T NEED DETOX! I JUST NEED MORE SUGAR! SUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!8:21 AM Sep 8th from web
CommanderChuckMWarning lights flashing, hyperdrive overheating, ion couplers depolarizing... I'd have been better off staying with the dead girl!12:09 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorock@ I know what the Captain would say...it's a good thing we have a qualified starship engineer on board.12:17 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
EnsignBuckleyDoc has me in locked up to detox sugar. Just... just need -- complex carbohydrates! Please, someone sneak me some tater tots! Need a fix!about 1 hour ago from web
LtCmdrGraakI am quite tired of Buckley's raving. I will be committing ritual suicide at the earliest opportunity.1:41 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorock@ IF IT COMES DOWN TO IT, I'LL DO US BOTH, COMPADRE.1:54 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
CaptainSheppard@ forget that other stuff, the cable's out in my quarters. If I don't get my skinemax tonight there'll be hell to pay2:13 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CaptainSheppard@ would somebody either feed the boy or knock him out? Sounds like there's a crazed ape in there!2:19 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
EnsignBuckleyJust the left over syrup from the canned waffles in syrup! ANYTHING! SUGARY!4:04 PM Sep 8th from web
CmdrBorock@ I am fascinated by your specific interest in 20th century softcore pornographic films. Perhaps a sense of nostalgia?3:16 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
CmdrBorockIt makes me wonder if 20th century humans were aroused by such items as Japanese wood carvings or Greek urns. WAY TO SUCK THE FUN OUT OF IT.3:21 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck
LtCmdrGraakSo, apparently, having a lesson plan that asks kids what they want to be when they grow up is illegal. Or, that's what complete tards think8:05 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorock@ If you don't mind me asking, Lieutenant Commander, exactly what classes are you teaching?9:47 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
CommanderChuckM@ What the hell are you talking about? Isn't it time you commit ritual suicide or something?11:09 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to LtCmdrGraak
CmdrBorock@ It would be a much more preferable than him slaying schoolchildren with the fury of his ancestors. YOU KILLJOY.11:18 PM Sep 8th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
LtCmdrGraakApparently, someone hijacked my com feed last night. I vow swift revenge. And cake. I vow to have cake.about 7:52 AM Sep 9th from web
LtCmdrGraak@ Slaying schoochildren is not a preferred hobby of Alticarons. They present little challenge.7:53 AM Sep 9th from web in reply to CmdrBorock
EnsignBuckleyjust a packet of ketchup? PLEASE!!!9:38 AM Sep 10th from web
CommanderChuckMFound can of Hyperdrive Energy Drink. Gave it to @ and sent him to the bridge. Should be fun!10:17 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CmdrBorock@ So I am to assume you checked @ to ensure his detoxification was complete? OH PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T!10:28 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CommanderChuckM@ Detoxi-what now?10:34 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
CaptainSheppardCan someone tell me why @ is clinging to the bridge cieling claiming to be the Lord of the Anthrosapiens?10:49 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckM@ LOL11:03 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
CmdrBorock@ That reminds me - what is your species' obsession with wise men? Or is it just ignorance of your own etymologies?11:06 AM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
EnsignBuckleyI have DOMINATE all GIVE ME SUGAR in tribute to YOUR ANTHROSAPIEN LORD MUGABOWA!11:29 AM Sep 10th from web
CmdrBorock@ Ensign, would you please get down from there? Your duties ar-OH BRING IT ON LORD MUGGERBITCH!1:36 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CaptainSheppard@ what? Listen, if you've got a problem with etymology then I suggest you take it up with the guy who discovered the dang thing!2:29 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
CaptainSheppard@ if you start flinging poo I swear...2:30 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
LtCmdrGraakToday is a fine day. After I peel Ensign Buckley off of the ceiling, I will enjoy some relaxation in my traditional Alticaron bubblebath2:32 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckleyHorned beast! BRING ypu no tribute to uyour lord Mugabowa? GIVE SUGAR, or I shall rip yor horns FROM YOUR FACE!!!2:36 PM Sep 10th from web
LtCmdrGraakEnsign Buckley has become obstinate. Tactics are required here. And perhaps a crowbar.2:37 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckleyActuall I;m gretting kiond of dixxy...2:38 PM Sep 10th from web
EnsignBuckleyOh. hey @... why did I make a "whud" sound? Oh, look. the ground.2:49 PM Sep 10th from web
CaptainSheppardDoc assures me that once Buckley has had a complete transfusion that he will be back ay his duties.4:24 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorock@ That was highly unprofessional of Buckley. And unexpected. We should be grateful he isn't a drinker.4:46 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
CommanderChuckMThe first batch of hyperdrive ribs are done and I need someone to try them out. Has anyone seen @?5:39 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
CommanderChuckMSpace nachos!6:37 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck
LtCmdrGraak@ I will join you in consuming these Space Nachos. And, by join you I mean, go away and give me Space Nachos.11:04 PM Sep 10th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CommanderChuckMAttn USS Lee Crew: spaces now open for Commander Chuck's Quarterly Shine Tastin' and Rat Killin'. Sign up sheet in Engineering. BYO Maser.11:13 PM Sep 10th from web
EnsignBuckleyNurse?9:16 AM Sep 11th from web
CaptainSheppardHearing maser fire in main engineering...and there's the hyper-core breach alarm...again...(sigh)11:09 AM Sep 1th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorock The adventures of the USS Lee: @ @ @ @ @ 11:37 AM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckM@ I thought I taped over that warning light. Anyway, there's booze down here if you're bored, Captain.12:23 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
EnsignBuckleyNurse?!1:07 PM Sep 11th from web
CaptainSheppard@ well I suppose the reactor will take a few hours to go critical. Say, is that the sickbay staff?2:38 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CaptainSheppardGot the nagging feeling we forgot something...oh well, free booze will get rid of that!2:39 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckleyNURSE!2:48 PM Sep 1th from web
CaptainSheppardSay, aren't you the nurse in charge of @ transfusion? Haven't seen him lately. No matter, how YOU doin'?3:54 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
EnsignBuckleyhelp?3:57 PM Sep 11th from web
CaptainSheppardI swear I heard your communicator chime, hon, or was that your STUD finder4:57 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorockFirst Officer Log: Flirting w/ Terran cuisine, Japanese to be specific. Includes chicken & egg with rice, "mother & child". A FAMILY FEAST!7:13 PM Sep 11th from TweetDeck
CmdrBorockAdmiral Patricia Stewart still calls me "Commander Barack". It's cute, in a human sort of way. DUDE, I'D HIT THAT AT FULL IMPULSE. ENGAGE.1:19 AM Sep 12th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMHoo boy... You know your party's a hit when somebody went out an airlock.1:16 PM Sep 12th from web
CaptainSheppard@ thank god we're back in deep space I don't want to run from space cops again4:33 PM Sep 12th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
CommanderChuckMJust your typical lazy Saturday. Cipher may even survive the day4:46 PM Sep 12th from TweetDeck
LtCmdrGraak@ If we had vaporized them as I suggested there would be no need to run.4:47 PM Sep 12th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMSpoke too soon. Warm up the genetic recombinator, captain. We lost another Cipher.4:48 PM Sep 12th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMBlag hyperdrive can wait. Chuck need more sleep. Buckley, fix the hyperdrive. Needs a new canuder valve. Or it'll splode.8:47 AM Sep 13th from TweetDeck
CommanderChuckMHas anyone seen Buckley since we sent him to Sick Bay?4:29 PM Sep 13th from TweetDeck
Doc looked shadier than usual this morning, hope @ is OK7:38 AM Sep 14th from TweetDeck
@ I haven't seen @ all weekend. Did we leave him on a planet somewhere?8:21 AM Sep 14th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
what... what day is it?11:04 AM Sep 17th from web
@ Buckley! You've been in a coma for twenty years! The Alticaron Empire now rules the Commonwealth! Also, tots are outlawed.8:05 PM Sep 17th from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!8:49 PM Sep 17th from web
@ Under Alticaron law you have to wash my socks. Also hash browns have been outlawed too.8:07 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
@ Where in the tomes of Alticaron law are hash browns outlawed? This is a vile and odious lie. They are simply discouraged.8:11 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
I'm so confused! Gary the cook offered me tater tots in the mess hall line today and I wasn't sure if they were contraband.9:42 AM Sep 19th from web
I've been sitting in the mess hall for 3 hours trying to decide if I should eat my tater tots. They're cold, now. :(9:43 AM Sep 19th from web
@ Commander Montgomery, do you have any idea why the ship's chronographic systems have been manually adjusted by 20 years?10:18 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
@ has been staring at his plate for hours now. What did Chuck do to him now?10:40 AM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
Everyone seems to have aged well over the 20 years I was in a coma, but @ looks older with his long beard.1:48 PM Sep 19th from web
Please check the logs of my crewmembers: @ @ @ @ 2:02 PM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
No offense @, but I prefer hash browns to h'gralka, which tastes LIKE I SHAT IN A BOWL, LET IT SIT, & POURED IT OVER MOLDY BREAD.2:17 PM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
@, you no doubt can testify to my claims, since you've tried h'gralka yourself.2:18 PM Sep 19th from TweetDeck
hey! @ 's beard is attached with elastic?!4:12 PM Sep 19th from web
@ was I really in a coma for 20 years?4:41 PM Sep 19th from web
@ blecchhh! Don't remind me!8:01 PM Sep 19th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
Can't sleep. I ate the tater tots. What if the Alticarons are coming to get me?1:41 AM Sep 20th from web
Chronometers
are way off, Chucks wearing a dumb looking beard and Buckleys falling
asleep at the bowls. What the heck is going on?!9:10 AM Sep 20th from TweetDeck
@ Open up! This is the Alticaron Anti-tot squad! We know you have consumed the outlawed Tots! You are under arrest!9:48 AM Sep 20th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
Am
hiding in my closet. The Alticaron Anti-tot squad stopped banging on my
door hours ago, but I they are staking out my quarters.11:28 AM Sep 20th from web
@ Captain, in order to resolve this matter, I need your permission to assault a fellow officer. In the face.11:32 AM Sep 20th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
@ Some big, mean looking Alticarons came by looking for you. Something about you eating tots? Don't you know that's illegal?5:29 PM Sep 20th from web in reply to EnsignBuckley
@ *pulls on beard* Remember a few weeks back when I mentioned the Cephorian Nerve Clutch? Guess what - IT'S NOT TO THE NECK.5:42 PM Sep 20th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
@ SHHH! Don't let them know where I am!6:51 PM Sep 20th from web
I may not become tired of this endeavor. I will continue shouting up and down the halls in an effort to scare @8:23 PM Sep 20th from TweetDeck
I also am in need of a picture for this communication device. I do not look like this man with odd-shaped eyes.8:25 PM Sep 20th from TweetDeck
Sneaking out of my quarters to get some food- I think the Alticaron Anti-tot squad have gone...12:00 AM Sep 21st from web
Alone on the bridge. Does anyone actually work around here or is it just me?7:35 AM Sep 21st from TweetDeck
And
now the ship is drifting towards an asteroid field...too bad our
helmsman isn't on the bridge to steer us away from our certain demise.7:53 AM Sep 21st from TweetDeck
@ is it safe to come out?8:18 AM Sep 21st from web
@ as safe as it's ever been. You do realize that Chuck is an a--hole and you really shouldn't believe him...ever10:03 AM Sep 21st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
@ Oh.10:15 AM Sep 21st from web
@ wait, so was I in a coma for 20 years?11:27 AM Sep 21st from web
@ No, you haven't, but Doc might want to check on @; after the nerve clutch I put on him, he might be...11:31 AM Sep 21st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
@, yes you were, but if you click your heels together and say: "there's no place like home" it'll all go back to normal!12:53 PM Sep 21st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
I clicked my heels but @ still has a beard?1:38 PM Sep 21st from web
@ OK ....(scuffle, scuffle, scuffle)...there, better now? Quit whining Chuck, you've got two and you weren't using them anyways7:44 PM Sep 21st from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
@ You really know how to ruin a guy's day, don't you , Captain?7:52 PM Sep 21st from web in reply to CaptainSheppard
Trying
to convince Gary the Cook to make tater tots and ketchup every meal. I
want to enjoy tater tots until the Altricarons outlaw them.2:24 PM Sep 22nd from web
I'm writing a journal of everything I learned while I was in the future to help stop the Alticarons from conquering us.2:25 PM Sep 22nd from web
Future Chuck said I must find someone named J'on Konnar; he's the key to stopping the invasion.2:26 PM Sep 22nd from web
TATER TOTS AND KETCHUP, NOW!!! :) Chronicle the future to prevent the expansion of the Alticaron Empire, later.8:53 AM Sep 23rd from web
@ I finished "The Buckley Chronicles: The Rise of the Alticarion Empire." We must use it the save the multiverse!12:38 PM Sep 24th from web
Gary the cook says it's BROWNIE NIGHT!!! :D1:11 PM Sep 24th from web
@ Fleet Command said something about you destabilizing diplomatic relations. Please cut that out, Alticarons are grumpy peopleabout 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
Hmmm.
Perhaps my open attempts to stop the Altricaron invasion is hastening
it's coming. I think what I need to do is form a secret society!10:21 AM Sep 25th from web
Crewman Cipher, I must speak to you, privately.10:23 AM Sep 25th from web
Cook Gary, could I speak to you, privately?10:24 AM Sep 25th from web
Crewman Dirk, I have to speak with you, privately...4:39 PM Sep 25th from web
Where is everybody...why is there a cardboard fort in the mess hall?5:12 PM Sep 25th from TweetDeck
SHHHH! It's a secret!4:16 PM Sep 25th from web
@ I took care of that. Tore it down. Found some notes in it about an Alticaron invasion. Looks like we have a spy on board!10:11 PM Sep 25th from web
League of Anti-Invasion Futurist Shadow League! Our headquarters have been compromised! Rendezvous at secret HQ Delta-B!10:16 PM Sep 25th from web
LoAIFSL: Go! Go! Go!10:23 PM Sep 25th from web
There was a time when I thought ships counselors were an extravagence, then my helmsman went insane...12:20 PM Sep 26th from TweetDeck
@ I'm not insane! I'm saving your futuuuuuuure! What is that needle Dr Crawford is sticjlknig m3 wift/?1:58 PM Sep 26th from web
The Alticaron invasion notes I found were written in @'s handwriting. Could he be an Alticaron agent? The game is afoot!3:31 PM Sep 26th from web
@ @ is not an Alticaron agent. I would know. We talk about these things and are not a subtle people.5:04 PM Sep 26th from TweetDeck
@ I congratulate you on your clever choice of Twitter avatar. IT ALSO PROVES ALTICARONS CAN'T DRAW FOR SHIT.12:00 AM Sep 27th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
League of Anti-Invasion Futurist Shadow League: go to ground! Run silent! Run Deep! Viva la Preemptive-Resistance!8:00 AM Sep 27th from web
Terrified
crewmen are running around in the Jeffries tubes. This "resistance" was
funny for a little bit but soon someone's gonna get hurt..11:12 PM Sep 27th from TweetDeck
Namely whoever pisses off Graak first. There's a reason I don't learn crewman names.11:27 PM Sep 27tho from TweetDeck
@ It's not @, Captain. It's just the fevered heroic delusions of @. I'm also tired of driving.12:41 PM Sep 27th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
Buckley
Chron.: Rise o/t Alticarion Empire, Ch. 3, V. 9: "And Lo, future Chuck
spake, saying 'Save the cheerleader, so to the multiverse.'"12:56 PM Sep 27th from web
@ I'm going to need permission again to assault an officer. Gently this time though - I don't actually want to injure him.1:14 PM Sep 27th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
BC:RotAE Ch.1:4 : "And the Kings of Alticaria decreed many decrees, pressing upon the backs of the worlds."1:33 PM Sep 27th from web
BC:RotAE
Ch.1:5 : "So it was that the blessed tater tots were cast out and made
low, and those who imbibed them were laid to waste."1:36 PM Sep 27th from web
BC:RotAE
Ch.5:3 : "So spake Future Chuck, 'It shall have been J'on Konnar who is
to have been the chosen hero of rebels against Alticaria.'"1:47 PM Sep 27th from web
BC:RotAE
Ch. 4:11 : "Then I beheld Graak, son of Graak, lone hero of the
Alticaron resistance, defy his brothers by the eating of the tots."2:04 PM Sep 27th from web
BC:RotAE Ch. 4:12 : "Thus did Graak abandon his people and join the brethren." †2:39 PM Sep 27th from web
BC:RotAE
Ch. 4:12 † (The brethren which is to have been dubbed the League of
Anti Invasion Futurist Shadow League in the past to come.)2:41 PM Sep 27th from web
@ is mumbling more than usual and smiling at me. I find this quite disturbing.11:48 PM Sep 27th from TweetDeck
@ I must speak with you of a matter of grave importance, secretly! The future of the multiverse depends on us!12:19 AM Sep 28th from web
have designed a ring for LoAIFSL members to recognize each other by: it's the signet of a tater tot!10:21 AM Sep 28th from web
*looks over @'s shoulder* There is no such place as Alticaria, by the way...the capital of the Alticaron Empire is Qua'hog.12:22 PM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
It IS a species of bacteria (escherichia alticaria) found in Alticaron guts, the only known flora to be in an actual cold war with its host.12:23 PM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
Currently, @, yes, but in the future to come, Alticaria will be the name of the subjugated worlds ruled by the Alticarion Empire.1:09 PM Sep 28th< from web
Future Chuck told me so.1:09 PM Sep 28th< from web
@ The name of *all* of those worlds? And they'll use Human English phonemes instead of their native tongue to name planets?1:39 PM Sep 28th< from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
@ If I brought you Future Chuck's beard & a Present Chuck bleeding from the ears, would you cease this senseless mind-wanking?1:41 PM Sep 28th< from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
Alticaria isn't each individual world, but the Alticaron Empire as the combined total of all conquered worlds, with a king for each planet.1:50 PM Sep 28th< from web
@ YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL?1:51 PM Sep 28th< from web
@ Yes Ensign, we all can. We're doing it right now, moving forward second by second, minute by minute... *nerve clutch*1:53 PM Sep 28th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
OW! I OW! Can OW! Time OW! Travel, OW! Too OW! Cap OW! Showed OW! Me OW! By OW! Clicking OW! My OW! Heels OW! Together OW!2:05 PM Sep 28th from web
But OW! I OW! Don't OW! Have OW! Much OW! Control OW! I've OW! Only OW! Traveled OW! Back OW! In OW! Time OW! Once OW! OW! OW! OWOWOWOWOW!2:06 PM Sep 28th from web
@ Just go to sleep, Ensign, it'll hurt less that way. Sleep....Borock to Sickbay, 1 on the way..and another shortly thereafter.3:12 PM Sep 28th from TweetDeck
Why did my Borok alarm just go off? Cipher, go stall him while I, um... hide behind this radioactive, uh... thing.6:57 PM Sep 28th from web
No, wait, Cipher, you hide behind the radioactive thing, and I'll... I dunno, go chill in the Koske tubes, maybe.6:58 PM Sep 28th from web
Crewman Cipher, you don't look too good, I...AH, HELL WITH THIS, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO REMEMBER THIS ANYWAY... *neck snap* Cmdr Montgomery?12:55 AM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
WHAT IS THIS?!9:32 AM Sep 29th from web
A Leader of underground preventative movements can't marshal forces against impending threats while straitjacketed in solitary confinement!9:32 AM Sep 29th from web
THE FUTUUUUUURE NEEEEEEDS MEEEEEEEEEE!!!9:34 AM Sep 29th from web
@, I'm not here to hurt you (I already did that once), but I will if I must...9:35 AM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
@ It is imperative you tell me exactly what you told @ to put him in this delusion, so I can free his mind.9:36 AM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
How is @ communicating if he is in a strait jacket? I must consider options while dining upon the conquered tater tots.6:12 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
@ I have asked Dr. Crawford to let him speak into a microphone, for the purpose of posterity in recording what I'm about to do.7:19 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
@ This should be amusing. And make sure you add that Cipher incident to The List. His ignoble sacrifices always make my day.7:32 PM Sep 29th from TweetDeck
@ are you going to try that Cephorean psychic bulls**t? Cause that's worked out sooooo well in the past.10:18 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
@ I cannot be held responsible for the fragility of the human psyche. Besides, you know @ is a LOSER good pilot.11:03 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
@ I was referring to the fact that your "psychic powers" have a tendancy to...umm...not work at all11:06 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
@ The Cephorian "Blending of the Brains" is harmless long as one has a focus, which Im waiting 4 @ to provide.11:06 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
@ There's a slight chance in the memory rewrite process, my little brain may take @ "back behind the wood shed".11:08 AM Sep 30th from TweetDeck
@ My only suggestion in regards to that possibility is that it may actually build character in the lad, which is a positive.11:09 AM 30th from TweetDeck
@ or you're just faking, in which case nothing will happen.12:44 Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
@ Who's flying the ship while @ is off playing conspiracy treefort, then, if my efforts are fraudulent?1:47 Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
Crewman Michael, like when I was sick with Denebian Flu, as I understand it.2:58 Sep 30th from web
@ this is a military vessel, we do have redundancy. Right now it's the pimply faced kid who smells like cabbage.4:29 Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CmdrBorock
@ his name is Michael, Cap.3:47 PM Sep 30th from web
@ his name is what I tell him it is!5:57 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to EnsignBuckley
All right! Space falafel!9:09 PM Sep 30th from web
@ Nothing is special about this falafel. Simply making it in space does not make it any tastier.9:23 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CommanderChuckM
@ space boobs on the other hand...9:47 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to LtCmdrGraak
@ I find nothing special about adding "space" to the beginning of words. Humans are too easily impressed.9:48 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainSheppard
Especially by mammary glands.9:48 PM Sep 30th from TweetDeck
@ What are you, gay?10:37 Sep 30th from web in reply to LtCmdrGraak
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